5 Rabbits That’ll Make You (and Your Customers) Leap with Joy

Choose almost any sex toy category that creates the backbone of adult retail sites and you can bet that it all begun with some sort of medical claim or application a century or two ago… Butt plugs started out as rectal dilators in the 1800s. The first magic wand was developed for sport massage in the 60s. Electrostimulation?! It was the cure for impotence back in the 19^th century. And of course, vibrators were famously invented and used to cure “hysteria” in Victorian women.

After decades have passed with doctors manually administering the “tedious, physically tiring, and time-consuming” prescription for what was basically sexual frustration; a London-based physician has patented the world’s first electromechanical vibrator in the early 1880s. Up until the 1920s, vibrators were advertised alongside other household appliances as they were perceived as non-sexual, domestic health products, but with the appearance of porn movies, they were expelled from the public eye and disappeared into taboo-land.

The first rabbit vibrator was released in 1984 by the American Vibratex company and it was meant to combat the onslaught of giant phallic vibrators that were prevalent on the market at the time and hoped to re-focus the industry to provide women with better stimulation, more intense orgasms, and a new way to masturbate. Vibratex’s pearl rabbit was one of the first sex toys to offer simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation as well as rotating pearls in the shaft that provide a grinding, massaging sensation. Despite the then-revolutionary idea of combining fluttering rabbit ears with rotating pearls and a gyrating shaft, the vibrating rabbit didn’t gain widespread fraction for more than another decade.

Fast-forward to 2017 and by now, rabbit vibrators became the ultimate bread-and-butter products of the adult toy industry. Popularised and pushed into mainstream consciousness by a Sex and the City episode back in 1998, nowadays there is a vast variety in shape, size, and functionality – there are so many different types of rabbits that it could fill a petting zoo! Your customers might have trouble sifting through your bunny range though, so here are some recommendations so you can ensure that everyone leaves your shop with their perfect vibrating rabbit companion.

The following 5 rabbit types all have their unique benefits and appeal, so brush up on your bunny knowledge and get acquainted with one of the most fundamental product types that you are offering to your buyers.

1., The Classic

Your customers just simply can’t go wrong with the good old Jessica Rabbit line. Sporting the iconic rabbit ears for clitoral stimulation, featuring rotating beads and a simple, user-friendly control panel, these toys are affordable, approachable, and therefore, great for beginners. If your customer encloses that they’ve never owned a sex toy before, or they are looking for something to start a collection with, this range will cater to them perfectly. They will be able to choose a girth that best suits them – Slim for the smallest, Ultimate Plus for the largest width -, and the functionality they require – cover the basics with the Original, go for the fireworks with the G-spot Slim or pull all the stops with the Double Bunny.

Perhaps the best testament to the quality and capability of these rabbits is the “Tried and Tested” review by the Good Housekeeping magazine that rated the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate Plus the best rabbit vibrator of 2017. Coming from the publication that first ran its comprehensive annual vibrator review in 1909, this toy will surely get your customers hopping with excitement.

2., The Petite

Of course, size is not everything and with or without a particular reason, your customers might be looking for something considerably smaller than your average rabbit to get their boats rocked. If you get a request for something handbag-friendly, non-intimidating, or something suitable for tighter users, or women with vaginitis, these little hoppers are your best bets to fulfil that request. With widths under 1.5 inches, the Jessica Rabbit Slim, the Rocks Off Bullet Bunny and Seven Creations’ Mini Rabbit all provide a great alternative to girthier vibrators.

Though only the Jessica Rabbit offers rotating beads in its shaft for that ultimate rabbit experience, the others make up for it with ridges and bumps for a more intense internal stimulation. Selling these cute wee toys to a trigger-shy customer will be a lot easier, and since rabbits never disappoint, they will return to your shop for more!

3., The Thruster

Flickering vibrations on the clitoris, relentless rambling and rotating pearls in the shaft and your customer still wants more? Fear not, a thrusting rabbit should answer all their cries for something extra special. These bunnies are often equipped with two motors, one dedicated purely to power the up-and-down movement of the shaft to create a sensation of continuous thrusting – no fatigue, no retraction, and no slowing down. Our recommendation is the Alive Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator as the slim design makes it accessible for newer toy users too and with a host of settings and functions to try, it definitely won’t get boring for the more adventurous and thrill-seeking buyer either.

And for a real high-tech thrill, you can mention the Nalone Wave Thrusting Rabbit that offers a completely new spin on the classic rotating pearl idea with beads that rise and fall like a wave on the shaft of the vibrator providing the most intense internal stimulation possible. These two jack hammers will put the pow in pounding, so don’t let your customers miss out!

4., The Hot One

Vibrating rabbits came so far from their humble beginnings that today’s bunnies barely resemble their ancestors anymore. High end brands like Svakom and LELO have transformed the way we look at rabbits by making them out of super silky silicone, improving on shaft and clitoral arm design to fit more anatomies, and adding technological innovation never seen before in the adult industry. For example, the rechargeable Svakom Adonis Ribbed Rabbit Vibrator is not only equipped with the brand’s famed Intelligent Mode but also offers a warming function that heats up the vibrator to body temperature creating a more natural and pleasant experience during use.

So, you have a customer who doesn’t want to spare expenses for their pleasure, someone who is looking for that extra taste of luxury, someone who knows exactly what they want from their rabbit experience – the Adonis will be their perfect match. And while you’re at it, why not tempt them further with a heating wand or warming butt plug as well? After all, winter is coming…

5., The Come-Hither

Clitoral and vaginal stimulation aside, what really completes the holy grail of female orgasms, the sacred trinity of women’s pleasure is the coveted G-spot. Scoring such a hat-trick can result in powerful, full-body climaxes with a chance of squirting, so for customers who are chasing this toe-curling, earth-shattering experience, you would definitely want to recommend a G-spot rabbit vibrator. While the Jessica Rabbit G-Spot Slim is perfect for beginners, the safest bet for going “all out” is the Svakom Trysta Targeted Rolling G-spot Rabbit Vibrator that has a rolling ball tip that simulates the come-hither motion which is known to be one of the most effective ways to achieve a G-spot orgasm. Of course, the Trysta is equipped with all the other high-end goodness you would expect from the Svakom brand, so it is rechargeable, made of silky silicone, has a myriad of different functions and settings and it is 100% waterproof – we really wish real life fluffy bunnies were this low maintenance to keep!

And there you have it, 5 rabbits to rule them all! Of course, you might find out that your customer has a completely different type of bunny-play in mind, in which case you can let them wiggle and giggle with excitement when they lay their eyes on the Furry Fantasy Bunny Tail Butt Plugs. There are many ways to channel their inner rabbit!

Do you have any favourite brands that are fighting the stigma and taboo of male sexuality and pleasure? Have any suggestions about what we should cover next? Have any feedback on this entry? Let us know in the comments section below, we would love to hear from you!