8 Quotes About Sex & Masturbation to use in Your Marketing

We’ve created the following 8 images, featuring fantastic quotes and statements on sex and masturbation for you to work into your marketing material. A little bit of fun mixed with a little bit of filth to entertain your audience.

“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.”

With winter fast approaching this is a great statement to remind people that with a pleasure product they know exactly how many inches they are getting, and how long it will last is completely down to them.

“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

One of the more famous quotes about masturbation, it’s a great reminder that there’s no harm in a little self-loving.

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away” – Mae West

We aren’t sure on the medical accuracy of this quote from Mae West, but it’s a great point to remind your customers that an active sex life is a healthy part of being human.

“If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” – George Carlin

Like a T-Rex, right? Some people of a religious nature might need persuading before delving into the delights of owning a sex toy. This message might just be the approval they seek to finally splash out on a King Cock or Lingox Triple.

“Masturbation is the thinking man’s television” – Christopher Hampton

In this day age you might need to replace television with Netflix, but the point still stands… drifting off into your own fantasy land of beautiful filthy thoughts is an intelligent way to spend your time, no matter what toy you choose to get there.

“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.” – Truman Capote

Being comfortable during your self-pleasure session is paramount; after all it’s all about you. A great reminder to customers that no matter how stressed out and uptight they’ve been at work, they can take it all off (or keep it on, whatever they fancy) when they get down to giving themselves that rush that only comes with an orgasm.

“I didn’t begin enjoying sex until I started masturbating.” – Eva Longoria

When a gorgeous superstar is backing it, you know you’re on to a winner. A great quote to throw at any celebrity obsessed customers.

“Embrace your inner pervert.”

This quote is perfect for promoting kink and fetish products. Everyone needs to embrace their perverted side a little more, don’t you think?

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